Ten Reasons Why Your Dog Is Smarter Than You
January 26th, 2008
1. You walk him.
2. You wash him.
3. You scratch his back.
4. You take him to the doctor.
5. You talk to him and he doesn’t answer.
6. You drive him everywhere.
7. You let him have the run of the house.
8. You throw him the ball endlessly.
9. You rub his belly.
10. You feed him.
Is your dog smarter than you? Tell the truth.
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January 26th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
All ten of those are true, but I wouldn’t trade any of them for the fact that I have the good sense not to eat my own crap. A trait which my dog has yet to master.
January 26th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
11. You clean-up when they don’t make it outside.
Reason he isn’t:
1. He was neutered by you :)
January 27th, 2008 at 3:03 am
I have 10 reasons that dog can survive better than a man.
1. Dog eats everything a man give to them. Man may not eat everything their spouse give to them. Dog can eat man’s leftover, man don’t eat dog’s left over.
2. Dog eats dog food and human food, but man don’t eat dog food. I may be wrong on this. Some dogs eat shxt, but no man eat that. At least not me. ;-)
3. You can a mature dog cute, but don’t call a mature man cute.
4. Dog can live for 2 years without taking a shower while normal man can’t.
5. Dog begs for food with their lovely innocent face, while man will get kick in the Axx.
6. Dog pees everywhere and runs away without troubles, but man can’t without getting a ticket.
7. Dog can stay out side in the winter without cloth. Man can’t.
8. Dog don’t smoke and drink. Man does.
9. Dog don’t blog. So their neck and back don’t get hurt.
10. Dog don’t watch Oprah and become couch potato.
I guess there are more to be listed .. .
By the way, you dog is cute!
January 27th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Hi Ron - my dog goes after the cat crap!
Hi Stephen - good point :)
Hi Terence - that is a great list! The dogs only watch Oprah when the owner does…
January 27th, 2008 at 3:54 am
Hey Mark:
I have a little appreciation to you at A life long journey from nothing to something! Thank you!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Great stuff! funny today I had a great surprise at my studio. My female Dachsund stopped by our office with her 5 puppies, check it out: http://www.ttthings.com/blog/preview/bring_your_dog_and_her_offspring_to_work_day
January 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Amm… sorry about that, this is the correct link :)
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Hilarious and true.
February 14th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I only have a cat so in turn is my cat smarter than me ?
Terence you gotta turn on to this.
1. In cold times, cat always takes over warmest spot.
2. In hot times, cat always finds coolest spot.
3. Cat self cleans anywhere - human needs bathroom.
4. Cat can catch own food unaided - human too slow.
5. If human loses door key, cat can go through cat flap - human locked out in rain.
6. Cat shares all utilities with human, but no bills arrive
for cat.
7. Cat can sleep under shelter of bush - human too big.
8. Cat is not expected to produce credit card at vets’.
9. Cat is safe on rooftops, humans not safe.
10 Humans love cat & cat loves itself, so cat has twice
the love.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:08 am
Maggy:
Thank you! That’s a great list.
I love cats, but I can not get near by cats. They makes me nose itchy. I guess that cats survive better than human. They don’t get allergy to human, but man like me are allergy to cats.